30 Thoughts That Go Through Your Head as You Arrive For a Pageant

• I hope my fake tan hasn’t melted into my clothes after that three hour journey!Ah! Forget to change from UGGs/ flip-flops into my heels. Rookie error!
• Maybe four suitcases for a two day competition is a bit much?
• I’m quite excited now.
• No wait I feel sick.
• I need a snack.
• Should I top up the lippie? Wait, I might end up with it on my teeth. Decisions decisions…
• Have I got my itinerary?!
• Phew! So glad I laminated it.
• Omg did I remember my hair rollers?
• They’re in my head! Duh!
• And hair spray?
• Okay which side shall I sweep my hair to?
• I look fabulous.
• I feel fabulous.
• But I feel pretty scared too.
• Wait is that one of the contestants there? Man I have already lost if she’s entered.
• Thanks for the good luck text Nan! Jeez thanks for putting me under all this pressure. You know just how to help!!!!
• I can’t even remember my name, age, home town and occupation anymore. Mush brain.
• That man thinks I’m mad for bringing a hat made of crisp packets. It’s called eco wear don’t you know?! Gosh how on earth does he do his recycling!?!
• These earrings are HEAVY.
• So glad I changed up those charity collection boxes. With these earrings and that weight I wouldn’t be able to move otherwise.
• Breathe.
• Think inner Beyoncé.
• I need to just catwalk in there like I am Beyoncé.
• I hope the other girls are nice.
• Of course they’ll be nice. They always are.
• But I hope my roomie is the nicest one. I’ve bought her a good luck card so she better be.
• Why do I want this? It is so hard condensing all these reasons into one speech. Think and focus.
• I can do this!